Oct. begins our Thank-You-Roof series where we begin to thank all the things our roof does for us. We forget to remember how much our roofs protect us and since it’s Oct., we think it’s appropriate.
So, here it is Jimmy Fallon style:
Thank You Roof for Keeping out the Cold and Heat
Yes, we have our AC’s on and our Heaters running, but roof you did more for us by supporting our units from dying or exploding. You kept the temperatures sealed inside and kept us from sweating and shivering.
Thank You Roof for Keeping out the Rain and Snow
We sat with our cups of coffee at our kitchen table looking out the windows watching the rain and snow fall. We could only do that because you kept us warm and dry.
Thank You Roof for Keeping the Birds from Dumping on our Heads
Without you roof, who knows how many birds would have flown over and pooped all over our furniture and appliances. You kept every meal at the kitchen table safe and poop-free.
Thank You Roof for Keeping All the Animals Away
It’s bad enough the deer, rabbits, and raccoons eat from our garden, but you protected us. You kept those pesky critters out! Thank you.
Thank You Roof for Letting Us Sleep on the Weekends
We would have sunburns or frostbites every weekend if we didn’t have you to protect us from the harsh elements. We sleep better knowing we won’t wake up as a snowman or a lobster.
Thank You Roof for Giving a Place for Santa to Land
Without you roof, where would Santa land to come down that chimney? He would have to bring a ladder to every house to climb up that chimney. You give a place for his reindeer to land and rest while Santa delivers presents to all the little children on Christmas Eve. Thank you.
Stay tuned for more Thank-You-Roof series during the month of November!